101 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF! Expletives From Behind Closed Doors
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Georgene does it again but this time with a huge dose of Satire & Humor along with a dash of hysterical laughter. You really need to put your Satire hat on when reading this book. It is a compilation of those things that piss us off every day but remarkably, Georgene has some profoundly funny, even diabolical solutions.
EXCERPT:
- TRUCK DRIVERS THAT TAILGATE.
DRIVING
"Listen dude, right now I have your headlights in the trunk of my car, so what the hell is up? I know you are on your way someplace super-important and that you have a load of firearms that need to get to Kansas on time. But I am on my way someplace too and I don’t need you in my trunk.
You are 25 times the size of my car and now I can see the color of your contacts in my rear view mirror. When that happens, I know one thing for sure, you are too damn close! I also have to get somewhere in a time frame and I don’t want to arrive in a tea cup.
If your goal is to scare me into submission, you win. I’m afraid! I will happily move over, but you are too damned close for me to even do that.
This is one time I wish I had some sort of laser beam that would mysteriously appear from inside my trunk and Zap you into a grease spot on the highway."
